You're at the Zoo! Can You Touch a Camel?

You're at the Zoo! Can You Touch a Camel? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the protagonist is a depressed loser who believes they can be happy if only they can pet a camel. Unfortunately, the camel exhibit at the zoo is closed for construction, so the protagonist begins a search to find the temporarily relocated animals.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.