| Suikoden V | PlayStation 2 | "You'll forgive this game everything because of its story" | May 03, 2007 |
| Pro Evolution Soccer | PlayStation 2 | "You can forget about FIFA" | Jul 27, 2002 |
| The Operative: No One Lives Forever | Windows | "Yes sir! I mean no sir! I mean yes to the first part, and no to the second part! Sir!.." | May 15, 2004 |
| Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete | PlayStation | "Yeah, baby, yeah!" | May 15, 2004 |
| Xuanyuan Jian 2 Waizhuan: Feng zhi Wu | DOS | "Xuanyuan Jian's foray into greatness" | Jul 16, 2006 |
| Xuanyuan Jian 3: Yun he Shan de Bi Duan | Windows | "Xuanyuan Jian embraces the world" | Nov 25, 2005 |
| BioShock | Windows | "Would you kindly play Bioshock?" | Feb 17, 2008 |
| Shin Megami Tensei II | PlayStation | "Would YHVH be able to create such a game?" | Nov 04, 2006 |
| Space Quest I: Roger Wilco in the Sarien Encounter | DOS | "Wonderful. Problems may occur when playing this on a newer machine, though." | Aug 09, 2001 |
| Xuanyuan Jian Waizhuan: Cang zhi Tao | Windows | "Wonderful in every aspect" | Nov 01, 2005 |
| Maken Shao: Demon Sword | PlayStation 2 | "Will you save the world or the girl, Maken?" | Apr 20, 2004 |
| SEGA AGES 2500 Vol.17: Phantasy Star - Generation:2 | PlayStation 2 | "Why bother?.." | Apr 04, 2006 |
| Half-Life 2 | Windows | "Who needs a serious relationship if you can have a great one-night-stand?" | Feb 20, 2007 |
| The Legend of Dragoon | PlayStation | "While technically good, this is an uninspired, generic Japanese RPG" | Jun 21, 2005 |
| Grim Fandango | Windows | "Where there is creativity, there will always be great games" | Sep 01, 2003 |
| Shadow of Destiny | PlayStation 2 | "What should I do before I get killed?.." | May 14, 2004 |
| Xianjian Qixia Zhuan 4 | Windows | "What happened to Softstar?.." | Sep 19, 2007 |
| EVE: The Fatal Attraction | PlayStation | "What Adam: The Double Factor wanted to be" | Jul 17, 2005 |
| Sakura Taisen | Saturn | "Waga na wa... Inoshishi!!!" | Nov 13, 2004 |
| Quest for Glory V: Dragon Fire | Windows | "Very well, very well! We came to an agreement that we both agree upon!" | Feb 02, 2003 |
| Maken X | Dreamcast | "Very interesting, but way too hard. Get the remake instead" | Apr 19, 2004 |
| Atlantis III: The New World | Windows | "Very atmospheric and mystical, but with very little story" | Aug 21, 2003 |
| 3x3 Eyes: Kyuusei Koushu S | Saturn | "Uninteresting adventure with an uninteresting story" | Sep 09, 2004 |
| Shadowrun | Sega CD | "Unfortunately, not as great as I expected it to be..." | Jan 21, 2007 |
| ADAM: The Double Factor | Windows | "Unfinished game, unrealised potential" | Jan 30, 2005 |
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