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Reviews written
| Game Title | Platform |  One Liner | Review Date |
| No One Lives Forever 2: A Spy in H.A.R.M.'s Way | Windows | "You are losing the swing Cate!!" | Jan 17, 2005 |
| Kingpin: Life of Crime | Windows | "Yo! This game is all F@&#ed-up motherf*&%er!!" | Mar 27, 2002 |
| X-COM: UFO Defense | DOS | "X-COM is what every game wants to be when it grows up." | Dec 01, 2002 |
| Toonstruck | DOS | ""Who Framed Roger Rabbit" guest starring "Doc"" | Jun 06, 2005 |
| Heart of the Alien: Out of this World parts I and II | Sega CD | "Whip it Alien Buddy! Whip it good!!" | Mar 14, 2005 |
| Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell | Windows | "What MGS should have been." | Feb 28, 2005 |
| Blade Runner | Windows | "Westwood dreams of electric sheep" | May 11, 2004 |
| Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure | Windows | "Well produced but a tad generic." | Oct 15, 2003 |
| Eric the Unready | DOS | "Watch out for Eric, Guybrush!" | Mar 16, 2005 |
| Virtua Fighter 2 | Windows | "Virtually Perfect" | Sep 26, 2003 |
| Fallout | Windows | "Vault-Tec Approved" | Sep 21, 2004 |
| Ugh! | DOS | "Ugh means fun!" | Mar 13, 2003 |
| Alone in the Dark | DOS | "Truly a remarkable game" | Oct 17, 2002 |
| The Messenger | Windows | "Traitors Gate in France" | Mar 14, 2005 |
| Prince of Persia 2: The Shadow & The Flame | DOS | "Time to show those pressure plates who's boss all over again." | Mar 03, 2004 |
| Martian Memorandum | DOS | "Those streets don't look so mean no more..." | Mar 27, 2005 |
| The Devil Inside | Windows | "This would be a cool show to watch!" | Nov 17, 2003 |
| The Dig | DOS | "This game proves that above all, adventure gamers are nothing but prissy bitches." | Oct 20, 2002 |
| Outcast | Windows | "This game looks at me while I'm naked and calls it's friends." | Jan 12, 2002 |
| Full Throttle | DOS | "This game is one baddass mofo..." | Mar 07, 2003 |
| Bushido Blade | PlayStation | "The Way of the Warrior" | Jan 04, 2004 |
| Street Fighter Alpha 3 | PlayStation | "The ultimate Street Fighter game." | Jan 22, 2004 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Windows | "The Turtles are back!" | Nov 28, 2004 |
| The Simpsons: Hit & Run | Windows | "The Simpsons in Copyright Infringement 2: Crash & Burn" | Jun 15, 2005 |
| The King of Fighters '98: Dream Match Never Ends | PlayStation | "The series finally honors its title!" | Nov 08, 2001 |
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