Extreme Paintbrawl

The Good
Its funny to watch in a sick and twisted way.

The Bad
Everything. From its nonexistent AI to its atrocius graphics, this game gets it all wrong. Your teamates are useless, they move around, get stuck against walls, and shoot anything but the enemy. When you try to shoot your opponents, all you do is alert them to your presence, which means game over.

The Bottom Line
A cheap game that should be avoided at all costs.

The Good
Well, I guess you could say that it's so bad it's good. No, wait, scratch that.

The Bad
Everything. The graphics are terrible, the sound is horrible, the whole idea of a computer simulation of a combat simulation is stupid, the weapons are weak, the textures are shockingly low-resolution, map design is horrid, the game's engine renders about 13 polygons in all, and the objects are wierd and blocky. The worst mistake Head Games made, though? DECIDING TO NOT INCLUDE VIOLENCE IN A FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER. Plus, when you get hit, you lose your really cool gun and it gets replaced with a lousy default gun with paintballs that have trouble gathering up enough velocity to leave the barrel.

The Bottom Line
Just terrible. I think that Head Games should be sued for even coming up with the idea for this game. Like anyone's going to like an FPS based on paintball.