Totally Smashed
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A LORD clone with somewhat meager backstory and character motivation, this BBS door puts the protagonist (that's you, bub) in a wicked near-future town where a mysterious force is possessing the residents and compelling them to conduct unsavory and anti-social activities, most of which involve brutal hand weapons with decidedly silly names.
The solution to the town's problems involves your engaging these deranged townsfolk in serial and repetitive single-keypress combats and attempting to decipher obscene menu options scrawled using entirely high-ASCII characters never intended to be used in the place of letters -- but they are fitting nonetheless for such unusual RPG options as [T]ake a Dump (see trivia) and [Z]lap your Monkey
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9 People (3 developers, 6 thanks)
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Trivia
In the documentation, sandwiched neatly between chapter headings 4. Using it as A Door Game and 6. Registering is item 5. Taking A Dump ``` STEPS
<hr />- Goto your bathroom
- Unzip/unbutton your pants
- Sit firmly but softly on the toilet
- PUSH!!!
- Wipe
- Get up
- Zip/button up your pants
- Walk out
- Look refreshed
- Tell your brother/sister/mother/father/uncle/aunt/cousin/nephew/sibling /friend/penpal/me/computer/roommate/teacher/principal/gaspumper/anybody that you feel very refreshed. ```
(How can you tell that this program was written by a 13-year-old?)
(At least most 13-year-olds have the good sense to wash their hands when they're done!) (...I hope!)
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Game added by Pseudo_Intellectual.
Game added May 23, 2007. Last modified February 22, 2023.